10 All Time Best Captions

 

Background: In the latter part of 2002, many Captioneers took the time to peruse the Archives and vote for their 10 favorite captions of all time.  The results were tabulated and finalized in December of 2002 and these are the results.


1st

Next time, just run the damn squirrel over!
ed_the_vet


2nd

After Joekaliki tested HIV positive, all his previous sexual partners
had to be notified by government officials.

Zig


3rd

Retired Hong Kong Times delivery man throws son against door
just to keep the old arm in shape.

ed_the_vet


4th

With the cost of the war on terrorism mounting, the Air Force begins cost cutting measures by replacing million dollar smart bombs with old Ford Pintos.

do_jazz_2


5th

After complaints from several boyfriends about "the smell,"
suziss removes her unorthodox IUD.

Zig


6th

Yes Mother Theresa, there's time for a short one.
the_lag


7th

The audience is stunned as Garry Kasparov urinates on every piece
during match with Judit Polgar.

Omni


8th

From the group that brought you the music on the caption pyramid page, here's the
new single "We're going to annoy the living crap out of you (part 2)."

jack_nobbledy


9th

A box of Kleenex: $3. A bottle of lotion: $2. Having thousands of people
watch your coach spend 10 minutes adjusting things: Priceless.

loser2all


10th

Look, I'm Lara Croft!
jack_nobbledy


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